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There was a new kid at the prison one day, he was apparently very shy and very quiet. He had the misfortune of sharing a cell with one of the more violent inmates. His second night there, his cellmate unscrewed a screw from a bench, and sat on his bed in the middle of the night. Before we could do anything he picked it up and scarfed it down.
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The President decides to give them a test. So the president releases a rabbit into the forest and each of them has to catch it. They question all the plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude the Rabbit does not exist. The rabbit had it coming to him, they say. Two hours later they emerge from the forest with a badly beaten bear yelling " Okay Okay , I give up "I'm a rabbit" I'm a Rabbit" Prison Riot The warden, addressing the three instigators of a failed prison riot, said, "I would like to know two things.
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Prison rape is a staple of American comedy because nothing is as hilarious as bad people getting their comeuppance — especially if they are black men. It was a gag we performed liberally when picking up a pencil off a classroom floor or playing football at recess in my elementary school years. Can you remember the first time you heard prison rape jokes? Or maybe on the numerous occasions when NBC family man Jay Leno chuckled about soap dropping, Justin Bieber maybe getting raped in jail or convicted Republican congressman Tom DeLay needing to avoid an inevitable jailhouse rape?
Am I the only one who thinks the best part of Popsicles is the Popsicle stick joke? There's nothing I love more than a joke so bad it's funny, and I think everyone could use a bit more cheesiness in their life. If you're tired of texting your partner, "How's your day? They won't expect it, and no matter how lame, they'll appreciate you thinking outside of the box. I've rounded up some jokes to text your partner , and if these don't make them smile, then I don't know what will.
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